As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
omg srsly
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I love how comforting Wheatley is when he has to inform you that you did, in fact, just jump.
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What’s your opinion on authors singling out negative reviews (explaining in comments why the review is wrong, defending their book, etc) of their work on sites like Goodreads?I think authors are allowed to point out errors of fact in a negative review, if…
Okay, now this is just my damn tumblr.
